A Conversation with Logan

Logan: "Mom, can I say a bad word?"

Me: "No."

Logan: "Please, mom. I want to really bad."

Me: "No, Logan."

Logan: "But Mady looks so cute, I just want to say a bad word. Pretty please with a cherry on top? Two cherries on top? A hundred cherries?"

Me: "Just say stinkin' cute. Stinkin's not a bad word."

Logan: "What if I say 'beep'?"

Me: (rolling my eyes)

Logan: "How about 'fuzz'? I like that! Fuzz you. Fuzz you. Fuzz you"

Me: "No, Logan. That sounds too much like a bad word."

Logan: "But my head is going to explode cuz I want to say it so bad!

Me: (laughing to myself)

Logan: "Please, mom, don't let me die. Don't let my head explode. Just let me say the bad word!"